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Decaffeinated“I need a cigarette!”

“Sherlock,” said John, “you’re my friend. I’ll always support you. But please: give it a rest.”

Sherlock swung round. “Tea,” he said, pointing to the mug in John’s hand.

“Good idea,” said John. “I’ll just go and-“

“No,” said Sherlock. “Tea. You need it. You’re just as much an addict as I am.”

“Caffeine isn’t going to give me emphysema,” said John.

Sherlock wasn’t listening. “You want to be supportive?” he said. “I’ve given up nicotine; you shou
Hetalia Dating Game!Author's Note: You'll want to keep track of which Bachelor says what so you can pick one at the end! Maybe keep a piece of paper handy? After you've read, comment below telling me who you'd pick!

          You'd been sleeping well... until your phone rang. Groaning, you picked it up.
          "(NAME) (NAME) (NAME)! You're awake!"
          "Yeah, Feli, I'm awake *now*, thanks a lot," you said, looking at the time. 8:30, the clock read. Why was your Italian friend calling this early?
          "You got-a come over, (Name)! I have a surprise for yoooou," he sang into the phone.
          "This early? Fine, give me some time to get read
50 THINGS VIDEO GAMES HAVE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE50 THINGS VIDEO GAMES HAVE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE:

1: Food heals your wounds.

2: Fallen enemies/allies will almost always leave behind something useful.

3: When there are a lot of people working for someone, the minions tend to be identical to each other.

4: When I die, I can come back to life if I have a clone who looks just like me (might explain the above).

5: There is a path of money along the ground that will lead me to where I want to go.

6: No matter what the currency is, I can exchange at a conveniently open shop for something valuable.

7: Bats, cats, spiders, dogs, snakes, scorpions, zombies, skeletons, mummies, and other danger
Dear Writer's BlockWriter’s Block,

We’ve known each other for quite some time now. Ever since I began to take writing seriously and began conjuring up stories and posting them, you’ve been by my side. I don’t think you’ve left for a second. Whenever I’m at my computer, ready to start typing, you’re there.

But that’s the thing…I wanted to write this to you because; you see…well…I think it’s time you start seeing other writers.

I know you like my stories, but that’s just it! Whenever you’re around, I can’t concentrate. I’m left staring at a blank screen or an un
Hetalia Writing Meme
Hetalia Writing Meme - By Kat

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.

1.) 7 and 4 offer to make you breakfast.

2.) 9 asks you to help them make 11 fall in love with them.

3.) 3 falls in love with 4, but 4 loves you. What do you do?

4.) 5 is throwing a party and invites 2,3,7. 8 crashes the party, and starts crying because they weren't invited.

5.) 2 wants to buy a pet chicken, but 1 wants a llama.

6.) 11 starts stalking 6, but 9 intervenes.

7.) 5 and 10 start going out, but 3 is jealous.

8.) 9 wants to be a one person band.

9.) Make a title for a 6/8/1 fanfic.

10.) 10 tries to seduce 1.

11.) 11 and 8 make a movie about _____.

12.) 7 a
Happy HourWound up.

Clocked him.

Did time.
UnsubtleDettsu picked up the display board, a holographic screen extending from it and super-imposing itself through special glasses everyone else was wearing. “Okay guys, it’s a pretty simple mission, We just do a quick recon, check things out in boundary of the Hot Dog Kingdom and the Junk Alliance, but absolutely no matter what, don’t touch anything!”

“But touching is fun,” Stinky whined.

Someone shushed her down. She gave a pout so epic that some things exploded from her mere proximity. Hama raised a hand. “So who are we sending out?”

“It will have to be someone skilled-” And at this
Hetalia Writing Meme 9Choose 10 characters:

1. Russia
2. Japan
3. Canada
4. Lithuania
5. Britain
6. France
7. Greece
8. Prussia
9. Belarus
10. America

1) You wake up and open your eyes, immediately you see [6] before your eyes. What do you do?

France: *leaning over me a bit, smiling flirtatiously as always* Ah~ Bonjour, mon cher~ Did you sleep well?
Me: *not amused*.....Francis....What the FrUK are you doing in my room?
France: Honhonhon~ I 'eard you mumbling in your sleep, and decided to check it out. Some'zing about wanting your boyfriend to--
Me: *blushing hard, though thoroughly pissed off* You have 5 seconds to get out of here, before I frickin' murder yo
60 For 60: The Boscombe Valley MysteryWhen I first began sharing lodgings with Holmes, I thought he had no interest in literature. I soon discovered this was not the case.

He was so enthusiastic about George Meredith’s work that he accepted an invitation to a function Meredith was attending.

“A fascinating man,” Holmes told me later. “His friend Conan Doyle was most offhand with me though.”
60 For 60: The Red-Headed LeagueIt occurred just as we left St James’s Hall, after a concert that Holmes had recommended to us.

I slipped heavily and for a moment believed my ankle to be broken.

“Is there no-one who has knowledge of Accidents, Ankles and Abrasions?” cried Mary, distraught.

“Allow me,” said a voice I found vaguely familiar.

Mr Jabez Wilson stepped proudly forward.
New ReligionAll hail Celtic! Death to Rangers!
A Terrible Japanese Joke (feel free to groan):A Terrible Japanese Joke:

A large Japanese reprographics company has brought out a new copier model which can now not only produce beautiful photocopies, but also make breakfast for the office staff.  The new machine is called:

コピーとトースト
What i do when i am alone on SkypeWhat i do when i am alone on Skype

You know who you are >.>

this is good night for real
[7:39:21 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: no go away
[7:40:29 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: good you are gone
[7:40:40 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: Now i can carry on a convo with myself
[7:40:43 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: EUROPEANS
[7:40:49 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: Ican screem
[7:40:53 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: EUROPEANS
[7:41:01 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: all i want and you will not hear me.
[7:41:03 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: you know why?
[7:41:20 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: because EUROPEANS LIVE IN EUROPE
[7:42:19 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: far away from the land of the free and home of the brave
[7:42:35 PM] SaltyxStain ^^:
hetalia and ninjago crossover thingylioyd: I BROKE THE TIME TRAVELOR THING-Y!
*ninjas goes back to hetalia*
---world war 1---
*ninjas appear behind bush*
*germany comes and tomato box appears*
germany:AFTER THAT STUPID TITANIC THINGY COMES WW1!
lioyd:he's green,dark-green to me.
italy(in tomato box):please don't open!
germany:SHOW YOURSELF!
jay: he's worse than sensei wu!
italy:*pops out of the tomato box*don't hurt me!
germany: u pretend to be nice? are you the desent of roman empire?
italy:IM HIS GRANDSON!
kai:let's go wherever they go.
all 4 ninjas:ok!
---more coming soon---
60 For 60: A Case of IdentityHosmer Angel had been missing for a month when his brother approached Miss Sutherland.

“He is married to another,” he declared. “Pray look for a man more worthy of yourself!”

I arrived at Baker Street to find “Cordwainer Angel” removing his disguise.

“She would never have believed the truth,” laughed Holmes. “But the delusion allowed me to aid the lady.”
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How to be a Juggalo

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~TarnishedSpirit Nov 8, 2006
LMAO I thought you were serious with this at first im glad I read your comment good stuff you got me laughing :)
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~Killermadman Oct 29, 2006   Digital Artist
A juggalo is one who stays true to him-self..
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Mood: Anger ~Jokerzwild69 Sep 27, 2006  Professional General Artist
Man what da hell is your problem. Juggalo is not judged by what they wear. what they listen to. or how they live their life because Violent J and Shaggy put it best that the defintion of a juggalo is pure "Scrubby". if you believe you "Must" wear ICP and "Must" smoke weed and only listen to ICP, AMB, Boondox, Esham, ABK, Twiztid man you gotta be kiddin me that is just false and not the way jugglos should be protrayed so if you cant figure out that your just a juffao than just get that fack out cuz you aint down!
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~HyenaKlown Sep 27, 2006
i aint the one with the problem homie u shoulda read the description
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~TheRealDarkAngel Aug 7, 2006
people are funny. especially those who choose to read only part of the post.


MMCL
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~ringmaster0147 Aug 1, 2006
this is really one of my biggest things that piss me off, people saying that you have to be a cookie cutter person to be a juggalo, its ironic that the people that follow the above rules are those that are the least juggalo of any of us, its also people like that that have no free thinking at all and just act like lemmings taking everything in the songs literally, doing something retarded, blaming the music, and screwing bands over with bad press.
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~Taygo Jul 24, 2006   Writer
this is the most bull shit i've read in one day...to tell you the truth fuck this site. i only made one of these to tell you fuckers how increadably fucking wrong that is. who ever fucking beleives that really needs to go out some place that's in the middle of a fucking no where and just fucking end your life.
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~HyenaKlown Jul 25, 2006
once again, perhaps you shouldve taken the time to read the description...
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~CharcoaledInside Jul 10, 2006   Writer
if they liked wut they were getting from the music b4 then wtf changed by telling ppl they were talking about God. sum ppl were pissed cause they were trying to be rebels against their familys belifs and insted got sucked right back into believing
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~HyenaKlown Jul 12, 2006
yea they dont understand that icp wasnt supporting religion, they wuz just supporting in believing in a higher being that will help u get thru the tough times. you dont hafto be religious to believe in a god.
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