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TarnishedSpirit Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2006
LMAO I thought you were serious with this at first im glad I read your comment good stuff you got me laughing :)
Killermadman Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2006   Digital Artist
A juggalo is one who stays true to him-self..
Jokerzwild69 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2006  Professional General Artist
Man what da hell is your problem. Juggalo is not judged by what they wear. what they listen to. or how they live their life because Violent J and Shaggy put it best that the defintion of a juggalo is pure "Scrubby". if you believe you "Must" wear ICP and "Must" smoke weed and only listen to ICP, AMB, Boondox, Esham, ABK, Twiztid man you gotta be kiddin me that is just false and not the way jugglos should be protrayed so if you cant figure out that your just a juffao than just get that fack out cuz you aint down!
HyenaKlown Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2006
i aint the one with the problem homie u shoulda read the description
TheRealDarkAngel Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2006
people are funny. especially those who choose to read only part of the post.

ringmaster0147 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2006
this is really one of my biggest things that piss me off, people saying that you have to be a cookie cutter person to be a juggalo, its ironic that the people that follow the above rules are those that are the least juggalo of any of us, its also people like that that have no free thinking at all and just act like lemmings taking everything in the songs literally, doing something retarded, blaming the music, and screwing bands over with bad press.
Taygo Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2006   Writer
this is the most bull shit i've read in one tell you the truth fuck this site. i only made one of these to tell you fuckers how increadably fucking wrong that is. who ever fucking beleives that really needs to go out some place that's in the middle of a fucking no where and just fucking end your life.
HyenaKlown Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2006
once again, perhaps you shouldve taken the time to read the description...
CharcoaledInside Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2006   Writer
if they liked wut they were getting from the music b4 then wtf changed by telling ppl they were talking about God. sum ppl were pissed cause they were trying to be rebels against their familys belifs and insted got sucked right back into believing
HyenaKlown Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2006
yea they dont understand that icp wasnt supporting religion, they wuz just supporting in believing in a higher being that will help u get thru the tough times. you dont hafto be religious to believe in a god.
Ganzez Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2006
I'm not very Religious but I still fucking believe in the Dark Carnival if that fucking makes enough sense for ya.. The Juggahoe shit was stupid but true, Too many fucking people try to judge how "Down" you are by how you look. I consider myself Down and I don't have 1 Psychopathic Records shirt or nothing, I've never been to a concert but I consider myself a Juggalo.

MMFWCL to the 'lo's and 'lette's
Kaneda-Jones Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2006
yo smartass sarcasm is all I get from my woman so its easy to decipher!

course its a joke, and easy to tell (never mind writing in the description its a joke..)

sheez people.

heres the REAL question, how many juggalos stayed juggalos after the final jokers card and its religon?

I'm not too religious but I luved watchin the fights on message boards about that one hahaha
ShadowKnotz Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2006
Heh, shit. This all reminds me of some of my juffalo friends, eh well what can you do? They just trying to hard right? Well I like your list makes me laugh outright man.
Charliegrimm Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2006   Writer
lol this one gets a big ass juggalo-ninja-deviant love snap!

I consider my self a juggalo. I only have one ICP shirt, ONLY listen to ICP and some dark lotus,and i have never been to their shows, drank faygo, ar painted my face? I do not feel this makes me any less of a juggalo. I'm down with the clown for life, MCL man.
CharcoaledInside Featured By Owner May 25, 2006   Writer
i know what you mean i wear a lot of white and i get "your not a juggalette u wear white and i cheap hatchetman" pfft losers.

good job

HyenaKlown Featured By Owner May 26, 2006
damn, whoever says shit like that is an automatic juggahoe...i cant believe theres r still "juggalos" out there that truly think that its wats on the outside that counts
axemurderboy Featured By Owner May 22, 2006
oh i just noticed the part about this being a joke :D

in that case, this is pretty damn funny.
axemurderboy Featured By Owner May 22, 2006
ok, that hole thing was total bull shit. first off you cant write rules on how to be a juggalo, if you do then your just as fake as the person trying to follow them.

first off your making us sound like a fucking cult, what the fucks with that? just reading this thing pissed me off and got me wanting to choke the shit out of who came up with those rules.

number 1, bull shit.... you dont have to listen to just icp, twiztid, abk, blaze, etc.... goes without saying you need to listen to them but you can pop in some other cd if you want, it dont fucking matter.

number 2, i agree eminem is a little bitch and a true juggalo would never listen to that shit. but the line "because ICP doesn't like him, and anything they don't like, you can't like either." pissed me off because its makeing us sound like a fucking cult.

number 3, who ever wrote this rule needs to be stabed in the fucking eye. goes without saying you need some cloths, but if you have 10 shirts or 1000000000 doesnt change how down you are.

number 4, again.... making us sound like a cult

number 5, i actully agree with this but the part that says "all juggalos have to talk the exact same way" again.... making us sound like a cult....

number 6, how you act makes you a juggalo not how you look.

number 7, ......... i'm not even going to comment on this

number 8, most juggalos would want to be at every tour and all but not all of us have the time and money for it. so this one is total bullshit to.

number 9, whoever wrote this one is the biggest juggahoe out there and should be stabed to death for it.

number 10, bull fucking shit!!!! none of my juggalo homies have those words, chester,, K-9, mucka, devil boy, dirty boy, snoop, canible, murderboy (just to name a few). all them down way more then your bitch ass. you better hope i dont find out who you are and where you live or your fucking dead.

number 11, again bull shit... most of the juggalos out there are weed smokers but not being a weed smoker doesnt make you fake.

number 12, nothing more juggahoe then sitting down trying to remember words to songs you dont even like.

bottom line, you cant write rules on how to be a juggalo, if you are your just as fake as the person following them. besides every rule you wrote there is compleat bull shit and the guy who wrote this needs to shut the fuck up and stop calling himself a juggalo because its making us TRUE juggalos look bad. better fucking hope me, or any of the other true juggalos out there dont find out who you are or your fucking dead.

clown love to all the true juggalos out there.
ThisTaintdSmile Featured By Owner May 16, 2006  Student Photographer

and not remotely funny.
HyenaKlown Featured By Owner May 16, 2006
at least not to people who lack a sense of humour
ThisTaintdSmile Featured By Owner May 25, 2006  Student Photographer
i have a good sense of humor and still dont find it to be funny
PlatinumJester Featured By Owner May 7, 2006
i know, it was funny :D
PlatinumJester Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2006
im glad your a juggalo, but i dont think it matters if you are black, white, cant afford hatchetgear clothes or a fancy tatoo, if you cant make it to some ICP concerts or not, i think its if your 100% down with the clown in your heart, i have always ALWAYS loved the clowns, i only became a juggalo last year, and i most certainly cant afford shit like this.
HyenaKlown Featured By Owner May 6, 2006
yea i know, alot of ppl dont realize that the How To Be A Juggalo piece is just a joke tho...
HAtchetbAT613 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
dude that's fucking funny shit. but yeah, i was reading the other comments and people not reading the description where pissin' me off
HyenaKlown Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2006
yea, they made themselves look pretty damn stupid lol
HAtchetbAT613 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006
hellz yeah
JuggaletteNiko Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2006
Oh my god... I so agree with like everything you have said... Lol... its actually kind of funny to see the pathetic lengths some of the juggalos and lettes i use to associate with went to try and out do each other when it came to being 'down' or being more loyal than others...
They were the ones who would buy all the shit of and then flaunt it to us, cos we couldn't exactly afford to buy 100 dollars (american) worth of shit... since most of us were students.
To me... they are juffalos, and the misconception that you have to hate 'Feminem' because of his fight with J and Shaggz is bullshit, one of the lettes i know who has been down longer than anyone i know (please remember we are aussies and probably didnt find it as easy to access icp as most americans did... as they simply were not known) is also a huge eminem fan. She likes his old music... not him... does that make her fake?
I don't fucken think so.... I am not really sure how a juggalo should or shouldn't be classed... i mean really, is there a prerequist? Do you even have to like ICP... i mean sure they created the term, but couldn't it also apply to any kid or person that often is an outkast and doesn't let it get to them and doesn't really care what anyone thinks of them?
I'm sure that enjoying ICP's music and there other fellow psychopathic counterparts may help, but is that all that being a juggalo or lette really means?

Anyway... i'm getting to far into my rambling.... so anyway.... peace Ninjas!
Lotr-x3 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2006
Wow o_O
you got so many comments I dont even have to do it... but I will anyway.

I don't consider myself a juggalo but i think some people do, and thats cool.
you just have to remember:

"Call me how you wish, look at me how you want, say whatever you desire, but remember:
Doesn't matter if you hate or love me, your feelings will always make me stronger." Lotr-x3

( I don't usually like whut comes out of my mouth, but when I do, I hold on to it. sorry if anoying )
AnneRebel Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2006  Student
I really like this.

There are a lot of misconceptions of what juggalos are.....but,

You might be a juggalo if:

1.) You are true to yourself and be who you want to be.
2.) You are very loyal to your friends.
3.) You don't belive in judging people based on religon, ethniticy, or clothes.
4.) You stand up for some one who is being pushed around or picked on.

These things do not make a person a juggalo. But if some or all of these things apply, you might just be one.
juggalo-speech Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2006
This is bullshit you don't have to have all of that.....You just have to like ICP and everyone else with Psychopathic Records and that makes you a juggalo or a juggalette....Besides, since when did you make all the rules?
HyenaKlown Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2006
uh, if you had taken the time to read the description you would have found that this is a joke.
juggathony Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2006   Writer
Red-Magic-Kitty-Cat Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2005   Traditional Artist
first and formost- what a juggalo is is NOT what you have. It is who you are. You get #### on in school and dont put up with it? Your a juggalo. You -say- your ######## yet your just like every other wanna be thug out there, your a #########. You dont put up with bigotory or ignoace, and beleve respect is got when its earned, your a juggalo. Your Daddy Bigbucks 11 year old child, who has all the Hatchet Gear merch, your a ####### emo retard.

Comes down to this- if your a real person, a "scrub" who doesent put up with it, you been put down or shuned by the preps, thugs, or skids, AND you know what the MESSAGE those who work with Psy are giving, you are a juggalo. if not, your just a brain damged little fake.

This thread is bogus- i resect the fact you put it up, but it comes to me like your makin bein a juggalo a cult. It is not.
HyenaKlown Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2005
did u not read the description?
WikedBatman Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2005
Ok if U seriously mean all of that u should be slapped for being stupid bcuz all of that is being a lil clown boi not a juggalo
HyenaKlown Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2005
yea, i guess u shoulda read the description because thats just what it says...
WarpedBabiDoll Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL. I love it!! That's some funny, yet true stuff! Haha :lol:
HatchetCowan Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2005
pure assanine the whole thing, im straight juggalo. And none of that shit is true.
HyenaKlown Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2005
no shit, lol
Firemage17 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2005
lol, yea but then you forget about the clowns, minion peeps who run below them like me

i basically help my juggalo friends even thou i chill with the more popular crown i always back a juggalo or lette in a time of need or anytime

i like to call it undercoverlo (basically i help leak info with fight help ya pass school and somtimes pass down weapons to ya'll)
naota5727 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2005
fuck feminem
FuLouZero Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2005
1. You must listen to Psychopathic Records artists and these artists only. If you listen to anything else, you're a poser.
What about other horror core :(

2. Eminem is your enemy, you must hate him and everything he has produced because ICP doesn't like him, and anything they don't like, you can't like either.
That makes you posing as ICP, I hate eminem because his music sucks.

3. The more Psychopathic merch you got, the more juggalo you are. If you ain't got any HatchetGear, then you ain't down with the clowns, cause the only way you can show clown love, is through the clothes you wear.
I don't own anything right now when i get some cash though I wouldn't mind a hachetman chain

4. You must hate Disney and all their counterparts because Hollywood records rejected ICP, and thus if you're a Disney fan you must change into a Disney-Hater immediately. Including movies, you can't watch Disney movies either.(submitted by ~HalfWolf)
I always hated Disney.They are very talented though just not my type and they rejected ICP :D

5. You must be fluent in ebonic-ridden lingo and juggalo slang terms, cause all juggalos have to talk the exact same way, we all have to come from or pretend to come from the ghetto.
I know all the lingo and I'm not going pose to be from the ghetto. I use Juggalos and Juggalettes thats it.

6. You must be quick to point out who's a juggalo and who's a juffalo to all your friends, based entirely on what they look like.
By how they look is just being a bitch :/

7. You must have Psychopathic tattoos running up and down your arms and back.
Optional :p

8. You must attend every tour, every concert, and every Gathering. If you have never been to an ICP concert, you cannot claim yourself to be a juggalo.
I never been to any concert. Might be going to a Twiztid concert next month I gotta sneak out the house and get a ride from a juggalo I know.

9. You must be a member of every juggalo forum and message board in existance
Halls of Illusion making my own site soon.

10. Your nick name has to contain the word "klown", "hatchet", "psycho", "lette", "serial", "violent", "dope", or "dead body man."

11. You must be a weed smoker and nicotine addict. If you are not in possession of some reefer at all times, you simply aren't down. (submitted by =timmydoomsqueaks)
No comment :|

12. You must know all the lyrics to every song in every album from every Psychopathic Records artist, no matter how much you dislike the song, and regardless of whether or not you've heard all the songs they've ever made. Failing in doing so means you should be banned from any and all concerts and gatherings. (submitted by ~thesexyturtle)
Thats impossible

it actually outlines the "stereotype" of a juggalo, in other words, these are the commandments juffalos and juggahoes live by, and is not, of course, what a real juggalo is all about
and thats what makes you a juggalette :D
Wickedly-Twiztid Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2005
Nicely said
baby-buddha Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2005   Writer
Lol!!! :lmao: Nice one. Go ICP!!!
IsadoraBrokenHeart Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005
LOL!! Very nice!
thesexyturtle Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2005
Bajajaj... I got a submission for ya:

12) You must know every lyric to every song in every album from every psy artist, no matter how shitty, no matter how pointless (this sadly includes "Road Fools"). Failing in doing so means you need to be banned from any concerts or gatherings.
timmydoomsqueaks Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2005
Here's another one:

You must smoke weed, since Twiztid does. Any true Juggalo carries exhorbitant amounts of reefer with them, as well as a bowl, prepared to smoke said weed at any time of the day. If you don't possess at least and 1/8 of weed at all times, you simply aren't down.

(By the way, this is bloody brilliant. It reminds me of some recent rantings on this topic which circulated amongst my friends....)
MofoShittles Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2005
haha lovely. xD :+fav:
HalfWolf Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2005
oh here's another one (sorry about double posting)

~ Juggalos must hate Disney and all their counterparts because Hollywood records screwed over ICP, and thus if you're a life long Disney fan you must change into someone who dislikes Disney in an instant.

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